These People Have Mastered The Art Of Passive Aggression

Passive aggression can really come in handy as you get older. It’s a great way to get your point across without being outwardly mean to someone, and most of the time, passive-aggressive remarks are hilarious.

Well, if it takes years to learn how to be passive-aggressive, then these people have been at it for quite some time. They are the true masters.

1. This is just rude.

2. Well…it’s true.

3. That’s cold.

4. And that’s nasty.

5. I agree. Let’s be adults.

6. Well, this is a very mean approach to marketing.

7. This would drive me crazy, too.

8. Imaginative and a little bit scathing. Perfect!

9. They should probably just return this.

10. GODLESS! All of you!

11. True that.

12. Well, at least someone is enjoying those leftovers.

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13. You’ll just be extra clean!

14. That’s pretty personal.

15. Better luck next time, chef.

16. The appropriate response to a broken foot and a handful of poop.

17. But do you have proof?

18. Even the gas station is hassling you.

19. Well, that’s what Christmas is all about.

20. Would you prefer to touch poop through a bag, or have it thrown in your face? Your call.

21. Telling it like it is!

22. Well, that’s an eye-opening message.

23. So much better than a trash can!

24. This is the best passive aggression I’ve ever seen.

25. In a word…no.

26. Nothing like a roadway troll.

27. Even Siri is getting in on the action.

28. You’re welcome.

29. It’s annoying for everyone.

30. Passive aggression from beyond the grave.

(via Distractify)

Man, some of these are amazing, aren’t they? I’m sure that the people on the receiving end of these notes took a second to rethink their actions…or they didn’t, and are currently looking forward to the next passive-aggressive installment.

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The New Halloween-Themed Burger King Whopper Is Giving People A Strange Side Effect

In the spirit of Halloween, Burger King has introduced a burger that’s nestled in a bizarre black bun. It looks pretty strange, so if you’re hesitant to try it, I can’t blame you. It’s made with A1 sauce, so I’m sure it’s tasty, but the side effects are a little bit odd.

That’s because it’s turning people’s poop green.

The new Whopper has been a huge success, but the introduction of chemicals to the bun has made things a little weird for people on its way out.

And how do we know that? Well, let’s just say that the art of oversharing is alive and well on Twitter.

This person went so far as to post a photo of the poop itself…which is absolutely revolting.

(via BuzzFeed)

Burger King, you’ve really outdone yourself this time. I don’t know if people will stay away from this new black-bunned Whopper, or if it’ll sell like crazy because people are curious about what green poop looks like. Either way, I guess you could say that their marketing strategy has worked.

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